Celebrity Birthday of the Day

Happy Birthday, Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard!

Your name is awesome, and incredibly French sounding! Also, you fought for the South! In the Civil War! Those hicks must have thought you were quite a twee little bastard. 

But don't let that get you down. You have a pretty cool mustache. And also this guy, who has a creepy and irrational love for you: 

Fun Fact: If you turned that off part-way through, I wouldn't blame you.